Proverbs for 2014

• “Sometimes the wifi of life needs disconnecting before it will find signal”

• “As a wise woman once said ‘get out me car”.

• “In style be an iPhone, but in energy, channel your inner Nokia”.

• “Sometimes you feel like Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars, remember that people do appreciate you, just, yknow, apparently not enough”

• “Like Gangnam Style, this too, shall pass”

• “If you buy a Starbucks, but don’t Instagram it, does it ever really exist?”

• “Don’t be a meow chat invite”

• “Sometimes you’re the shovel, sometimes you’re the girl, sometimes you’re the outdated meme that no one even remembers now”

Proverbs for 2014 – Originally posted on: www.hellou.co.uk  August 2014